The secret to avoiding relationship tension?
Oblivious and apathetic prevention.
Don't pull out your hair -
Better, simply don't care.....
And as a rule, also don't pay attention
The candidates stammer and shout
And the voters gripe and pout
What the politicians are doing
Is prepping us for a screwing.......
The Hokey Pokey's literally what it's all about!
Limerick of the Day
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I can study and analyze,
Speculate and hypothesize,
But winners won't abound
Unless Lady Luck comes around......
And, believe me, that would be a surprise!
Aging & Parenting
We go into parenthood blind.
The job description's not clearly defined.
But there's no "maybe's,"
They'll always be our babies.....
Though at any age, they can drive us out of our minds
Marriage and Relationships
I took a look in the mirror at me,
And I'm not happy with what I see.
If my exes would assemble
They'd say I resemble.....
An idiot - and I'd have to agree
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The Most Famous Speech In The English Language
Reduced To A Limerick With A Texas Twist
So you were riding high in the saddle,
Now you're up a creek with no paddle.
Tis Nobler In The Mind
To get off your behind......
And make that Sea Of Troubles skedaddle!
Horse Racing & Gambling